Saturday, August 27, 2011

Trent from Trinadad and Tobago

So I just hung up with the short order cook.  We'll call him Trent from Trinadad and Tobago.  He's been in the states for 18 months and has two jobs.  He's also looking for a wife.  One who can bear "many children."  Oh boy.

As we're having our first conversation, Trinadad and Tobago says to me, "you sure are a nice looking girl. As soon as I saw you, I just knew I needed to get you and make you mine.  I'm a grown ass man, I'm not playing around."

This is within the first three minutes of conversation.

We have a date scheduled for next week.

This should be interesting.



Evelyn Parkside

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